What The Hell Are You Doing?

I turned vegetarian.

So I ate all the trees, all the flowers, all the herbs and all the seeds.

Then the world ran out of plants.

I turned carnivore.

So I ate all the chicken, all the beef and all the mutton.

Then the world ran out of animals.

I turned cannibal.

So I ate all my friends, all my family and all the lawyers.

Then the world ran out of people.

And now I’m starving.