I Like Sport

(c) David Shrigley

We played football yesterday. It was an angry game. Everyone shouted. Everyone cursed. It was not very pleasant.

We conceded many goals. We blamed each other. We blamed the referee. We blamed everyone but ourselves. It was not very nice.

It was raining. The wind was cold. It was close to winter. Everyone was wearing shorts. It was not very amusing.

I scored a goal. We scored more goals than them. We won. It was very pleasant. It was very nice. And it was very amusing.